The Jam's theme is TIMELESS.

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"INSANITY IS DOING THE EXACT SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN EXPECTING TO SEE SOME KIND OF CHANGE." - VAAS MONTENEGRO, FAR CRY 3 (pretty much a maddening timeless nightmare as well).

Welcome to "GO TO THE OFFICE SIMULATOR" for 2025's Unity Jam!\nIn this small, broken game, you play as an unfortunate employee of an evil IT company that must go to the office, even if that annoting meeting could have been an email.\nYou live in "Pretty Average Normal City" (loosely based off on any realistic city's average day), a place where to get to the office, you must survive malfunctioning subway systems, expensive inneficient and dangerous public transport, unskilled and crazy drivers, car accidents, manifestations, apocalyptic bad weather, inextinguishable fires, insecurity, physics-unaware vehicles and even haunted food carts!

+ Dont trust anyone, run for your job!

+ Reach your office alive (and in time) or you'll get fired!

+ Use health (green) and time (yellow) power ups to increase your life and time!

+ Use your map to find the nearest company office to get there (they are displayed in purple)!

+ Repeat over and over and over again, until you break the cycle and retire (...hahaha)!

In your adventure, you may get hungry... Try to "catch" some haunted fast food carts a few times, hit them 3 times each and you will find some relief. These carts have been sent by the Gods to provide relief, but they use arcane energy and are very dangerous, use with caution.

Beware tho, for greeding up too much on food reliefs might destroy the last remaining pilar that keeps this city from collapsing!

DEBUG CONTROLS:

F1: Intro
F2: MainMenu
F3: NewGame
F4: EndItAll
F5: Exit